Finally: a shirt large enough in spirit to match your wheel-size opinions.

The 32" Status Billboard™ is for cyclists who hear “29er” and politely ask whether that is for kids. Its clean white surface provides the ideal backdrop for explaining, unprompted, that 32-inch wheels deliver superior rollover, enhanced traction, and a level of theoretical confidence not yet recognized by conventional testing.

Wear it with pride while standing beside your new whip with a head tube roughly the size of a tuna can, and explain that the unusual proportions are intentional, a new axle interface is inevitable, and the wheels only look enormous because everyone else has been thinking too small.

The shirt says what your spreadsheet has been trying to tell the industry:

32" IS THE FUTURE

Naturally, this garment is white a neutral field upon which tire-clearance sketches, kinematic diagrams, and unsolicited bracing-angle calculations may be demonstrated in permanent marker.

32" Status Billboard™

Because a less bombastic T-shirt would send the wrong message.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight 6.1 oz for durable comfort

- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, broken-in color and texture

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk for a clean, lasting fit

- Double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label for durability

- Sizes S–4XL available; consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean